Only The Best

Such fine, upstanding people.

Todd Palin’s half-sister was arrested Thursday after police say she broke into a Wasilla home for the second time this week to steal money.

Palin is the husband of Gov. Sarah Palin. He declined comment.

Diana Palin, 35, entered a home near Wasilla’s Multi-Use Sports Complex and attempted to steal cash from the owner’s bedroom, police said.

She also broke into the same house on Tuesday and stole $400, they said.

She was arrested Thursday morning on felony charges of first-degree burglary and misdemeanor charges of criminal trespass and theft, police said. Friday morning, she remained jailed at Mat-Su Pretrial Facility in Palmer in lieu of $10,000 bail and court-approved third party custodian.

I suppose I could make some kind of crack about how both going into people's bedrooms where they don't belong and theft come naturally to the modern GOP, but why bother?

Instead, let's all just be glad that the alleged perp is not the Vice-President's sister-in-law, and remember this the next time John McCain opens his mouth about anything.