What's wrong with this Inauguration picture?

Oh, my. So many things.

Why isn't that guy in uniform?

Why aren't those young women?

Why aren't they all in Iraq?

Isn't "touch my armadillo, baby" meant to be figurative?

When did it become OK to use the Flag as a tablecloth?

When did it become OK to let armadillos walk on a Flag being used as a tablecloth?

Aren't armadillos a vector for Hansen's disease, aka leprosy?

Why is only one of them looking at the camera?

Are the rest looking boldly off into that bright armadillo future?

Why do I think they all have cushy jobs waiting in the second Bush administration?