I'm Ashamed to Admit It

But I'm really curious.

Has Bristol Palin had her baby yet? Is it a boy or a girl? Is it named for a branch of mathematics or an exercise facility?

More importantly, is the wedding to the supposed baby-daddy Levi still on, now that his mom's been busted on drug charges?

Enquiring minds want to know!

We now return you to the real world, already in progress.