BWAH-HA-HA-HA!

Oh, my. I just read something so funny I'm having trouble catching my breath.

Ladies and gentlemen, the comedy stylings of Ms. Condoleezza Rice:

"Russia is a state that is unfortunately using the one tool that it has always used whenever it wishes to deliver a message and that's its military power," Rice told reporters en route to an emergency meeting of NATO foreign ministers set for Tuesday. "That's not the way to deal in the 21st century."

Not -- The way to deal-- In the 21st century!!!

Don't forget to tip your servers, ladies and gentlemen, she'll be here until January.

(For more on the exquisite humor behind this remark, see Glennzilla.)