I'm So Confused ...

Yesterday, Mitt Romney told me my religion was secularism:

Romney said he thought some have taken the idea of separation of church and state beyond its original meaning by trying to remove any acknowledgment of God from the public arena.

"It is as if they are intent on establishing a new religion in America -- the religion of secularism. They are wrong," he said.

but now Bill O'Reilly says I'm a devil-worshipper:

“If you read these far-left websites, you’re a devil worshipper. You are.”

All I know is, apparently, either way, I don't deserve to be counted as part of the American people.

You know, it's almost as if these people had absolutely no idea what I think or believe. That's probably because they don't actually care.