Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Hey, It's Dark in Here!

Today, the President made a few remarks after meeting with the President of Bulgaria.
I was pleased to see that the Sunnis participated in the process. The idea of deciding to go into a ballot box is a positive development.
'Hey! It's dark in here! Why do people keep shoving papers into my head? Ow! Cut that out! I mean it...it's cramped enough already. I don't understand how the Americans think this will replace my apartment in Fallujah, it's nowhere near as nice.'

I pity the Bulgarian translator who had to explain what our President was saying to his boss. George makes his own mistranslations.