Scary Story

OK, it's not Halloween for months. But I just stumbled across this rumor on the net, and it's too frightening not to share.

The rumor is that there may be plans to have Dick Cheney retire mid-term, and appoint Condi to replace him.

Sorry, Hilary. The Republicans would have a sitting VP to run in 2008 who is not only a woman, but she's black, too. Karl Rove says "haw-haw."

This presupposes that the administration hasn't collapsed under its own perfidy by then.

Either way, you heard it here first.